A Nonexistent Memoir

Well, you found it. Congratulations. I guess it exists after all.

theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

(via sam-in-plaid)

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

(Source: neptunain, via guy)

hippist:

kalories:

one of the greatest things ive seen in a long time

reminds me of “ I always wonder why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth, then I ask myself the same question.”

hippist:

kalories:

one of the greatest things ive seen in a long time

reminds me of “ I always wonder why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth, then I ask myself the same question.”

(Source: kalories1, via sam-in-plaid)